Wise words on alcohol
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~John Marcellus Huston
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown
When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~Samuel Johnson
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. ~Author Unknown
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown
If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. ~Author Unknown
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. ~Don Marquis
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. ~"Pappy" Maverick, in Maverick
Victoria Grey:
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy - author unknown!
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we comit no sin, we got to heaven. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven." George Bernard Shaw
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~John Marcellus Huston
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown
When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~Samuel Johnson
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. ~Author Unknown
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown
If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. ~Author Unknown
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. ~Don Marquis
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. ~"Pappy" Maverick, in Maverick
Victoria Grey:
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy - author unknown!
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we comit no sin, we got to heaven. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven." George Bernard Shaw
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